May 13/07

PWA Mothers Day Mayhem
From J's Place in Brantford,

1) Wonderboy Zakk Atticus def. Kris White
2) Lak Sadartha def. Zakk Atticus & Kris White in a handicap match.
Sadartha came out after Atticus pinned White (with his feet on the ropes for leverage.) The Sugar Twins bailed then decided the two of them together could handle Lak. They jumped back in the ring and the bell rang. Sadartha beat the crap out of both guys before hitting the Laxative (F5) on both guys at the same time for the double pin. Lak then gave each Sugar Twin their own personal Laxative.
3) Illegal Allan Joe vs David Wood ended in a no contest when Lak Sadartha came out and killed both guys.
4) Rip Impact def. Jay Fenix
5) The SportFather Jessy Jones def. The Motion Picture Ethan Page
6) Illegal Alan Joe vs David Wood ended in a no contest when (you guessed it) Lak Sadartha came out and killed both guys.
7) Prodigy retained the Southern Ontario Championship over Easy E.
8) Impact Eddie Osbourne w/ Amy Victory def. The Suicide Messiah Marc Mandrake w/ Ferrari in a Fans Bring the Weapons match to win the Pure Violence Championship. This one was nuts. A few shakey moments here and there but the insane hardcore spots made up for that. Osbourne displayed a far riskier style than normal but appeared beaten when Mandrake suplexed him through light tubes. Everyone seemed confused about the count by ref Mollon. Ferrari & Amy brawled at ringside as Eddie punched Mandrake in the nuts and rolled him up for the pin. Osbourne & Mandrake embraced after the match.
Highlights included:
Mandrake's DDT while standing on a table
A Chant Monkey jumping into the ring to set the table up in the corner
Eddie blasing Mandrake with a giant GLCW sign
Mandrake putting Eddie into the table with a running Death Valley Driver after a standing one failed to break it. That attempt failed too.
Osbourne cutting off Mandrake's 'shot for shot' challenge with a crossface
Osbourne missing Mandrake and landing on the underside of the table. It still didn't break.
Osbourne being suplexed through tubes
Mandrake delivering a DDT onto a barbed-wire donkey.